You'll probably decide that I got hit by the Crack stick, and maybe you're right. But I have an excuse for this little ficlet. Before reading (because you'll understand better if you do), please watch this.

Boy musta been dropped on his head as a child.

:: Michael Phelps/Ryan Lochte, US Mens Swimming, PG13 for naughty words. Unbeta'ed.

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It's pretty embarrassing, actually ( Read more... )

So as I sat at my computer this morning and mulled over what to write (there is a part of me that still wants some angry Bernard/Lezak sex), I realized that for all my writing of swimmers, I still hadn't written pool smut!

What's that all about?

I decided to rectify the situation.

:: Aaron Peirsol/Ryan Lochte (w/ mention of Peirsol/Phelps [and ( Read more... )

So I'm posting this today because it's what I wrote, but it comes with a disclaimer: I don't like it and it's not finished. But I told myself that I'd write everyday and I did, so this is really for no one's benefit but my own.

Instead of focusing on writing, I was doing this and this.What? My work space needed to be cleaned up ( Read more... )

So I've been reading Junot Diaz lately, and I blame him for the style herein.

Is herein a word?

:: Michael Phelps/Ryan Lochte, US Men's Swimming, light-R. Unbeta'ed.

( 08.18.2008 )

It's a little surreal to me that the young man who is now the all-around Most Winningest Olympian ever grew up in my town. *Flies a Phelps flag* Guess everybody has to come from somewhere ( Read more... )

And there are more words for me.

By the way, if you're looking for more swimmer porn you should check out my partner-in-crime datenshiblue. She doesn't label her pairs (for shame) but she's got some beautiful swimmer love over in her sandbox. Er, poolbox. ^^

:: Michael Phelps/Ryan Lochte, US Men's Swimming, PG11. Unbeta'ed.

( 08.16.2008 )

According to NBC, Michael Phelps has the legs of a 6' man, the torso of a 6'8" man, an armspan that could hug Yao Ming from forehead to toetips, and absolutely no ass to speak of.

A freak! you say. But, nay, my friend.

SUPERIOR GENETICS.

... does he want to pass those superior genetics on to the next generation? My womb is available...*clears ( Read more... )

:: Kosuke Kitajima/Brendan Hansen, Men's Swimming, PG. Unbeta'ed.

( 08.14.2008 )

:: Michael Phelps/Ryan Lochte, US Men's Swimming, R. Unbeta'ed.

( 08.13.2008 )